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One...?

That's hardly fair.

It depends on too many things. There's a film for every mood.

A better question would be ... "A Film..."


That one, I could answer :)
poisonedgrace: (Default)
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One...?

That's hardly fair.

It depends on too many things. There's a film for every mood.

A better question would be ... "A Film..."


That one, I could answer :)
poisonedgrace: (Default)
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This is a trick question, but I have the proper answer.

The perfect gift for them is a robbery.

If they have everything, then they are in danger of forgetting how to live. They need to be saved from that and reminded of how fragile all that crap really is, and how at any moment those balances can be shifted. Go in, take their crap. If they're gone for a while (vacation, world tour etc) then take their crap and LIVE IN THEIR HOUSE while they're gone. Take the crap slowly and reverently. Give it away to homeless people.

Spent an entire day driving around in their car, loaded with their junk, passing it out to any and everyone you see who might need something.
Sell whatever you can and use the money to buy paint and re-paint their bedroom in a completely sickening colour.

If you don't think that all of this will do the job properly (hey, some people are thick and need more) then use some of the change to buy ski-masks and wait for them to come home. When they come in, jump them and rough them up a little. Take whatever they have with them when they return. You wouldn't wanna leave them with all the extra crap they picked up in Bali. That needs to go too. They might even have left over travelers cheques. You probably won't be able to spend these, but on your way out, you can smash their car window, and toss them in before you start the upholstery fire.
poisonedgrace: (Default)
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This is a trick question, but I have the proper answer.

The perfect gift for them is a robbery.

If they have everything, then they are in danger of forgetting how to live. They need to be saved from that and reminded of how fragile all that crap really is, and how at any moment those balances can be shifted. Go in, take their crap. If they're gone for a while (vacation, world tour etc) then take their crap and LIVE IN THEIR HOUSE while they're gone. Take the crap slowly and reverently. Give it away to homeless people.

Spent an entire day driving around in their car, loaded with their junk, passing it out to any and everyone you see who might need something.
Sell whatever you can and use the money to buy paint and re-paint their bedroom in a completely sickening colour.

If you don't think that all of this will do the job properly (hey, some people are thick and need more) then use some of the change to buy ski-masks and wait for them to come home. When they come in, jump them and rough them up a little. Take whatever they have with them when they return. You wouldn't wanna leave them with all the extra crap they picked up in Bali. That needs to go too. They might even have left over travelers cheques. You probably won't be able to spend these, but on your way out, you can smash their car window, and toss them in before you start the upholstery fire.
poisonedgrace: (Default)
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I think I've only done these once or maybe twice before, but this is a good question, and I don't think enough people have seen the best love story of all time, so I have to weigh in on this one.

The scene, of course, is from one of the greatest movies ever, The Abominable Dr Phibes.

***SPOILERS***

Too many people think you need a 'couple' of some sort to have a romance, or a romantic scene. Vincent Price and I think that you should DIAF. One of the many (frankly, too many to count) things that make this movie completely brilliant is the fact that there is no real female romantic lead in the film, because she's already DEAD.

Anyhow, I could preach the virtues of this movie for hours, to the point that you'd all hate me (even more) but that wasn't the question.

My favourite romantic scene (and IMO the most romantic scene in any movie, ever) is the ending of this movie, where Anton, in ceremonial robes, climbs into that gilded casket made for two with his dead wife and embalms himself alive.

If you've seen it and need a refresher on the scene, here ya go:





If you've never seen the movie and you're actually too cheap to go spend the 5 bucks it usually costs in bargain bins, here it is in 10 parts, starting with this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJIeOmNN60M




poisonedgrace: (Default)
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I think I've only done these once or maybe twice before, but this is a good question, and I don't think enough people have seen the best love story of all time, so I have to weigh in on this one.

The scene, of course, is from one of the greatest movies ever, The Abominable Dr Phibes.

***SPOILERS***

Too many people think you need a 'couple' of some sort to have a romance, or a romantic scene. Vincent Price and I think that you should DIAF. One of the many (frankly, too many to count) things that make this movie completely brilliant is the fact that there is no real female romantic lead in the film, because she's already DEAD.

Anyhow, I could preach the virtues of this movie for hours, to the point that you'd all hate me (even more) but that wasn't the question.

My favourite romantic scene (and IMO the most romantic scene in any movie, ever) is the ending of this movie, where Anton, in ceremonial robes, climbs into that gilded casket made for two with his dead wife and embalms himself alive.

If you've seen it and need a refresher on the scene, here ya go:





If you've never seen the movie and you're actually too cheap to go spend the 5 bucks it usually costs in bargain bins, here it is in 10 parts, starting with this one:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jJIeOmNN60M




poisonedgrace: (Default)
[Error: unknown template qotd]This is the easiest question I have ever answered.
Furinkan High.  No queston about it.  I'd never come home, either.
poisonedgrace: (Default)
[Error: unknown template qotd]This is the easiest question I have ever answered.
Furinkan High.  No queston about it.  I'd never come home, either.

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