ok, some of you have been doing the '10 x-mas wishes' thing. and asking me to do it too.
well, let me start by saying that i will not do it in the format that everyone else is because i don't care about much of anything. i have absolutely no money or time this year because i'm moving and shit so basically there'll be no x-mas for me this time around. it's not a big deal, i've missed halloween before, which is WAY worse than missing x-mas
BUT i WILL give you a list of 10 wishes!
(obviously, these arent something that any of you would or could provide, but you asked for it, you got it. toyota!)
1. Super Powers. this is what i want most in the world. i'm not too picky, i'd take most ANY super powers. there are a couple of you who read this, who are already convinced that i DO have some super powers, and be that as it may, i'd like to have some that i can use in other circumstances. not that i am dissing or ungrateful for the ones you think i have.
i would most like to have some awesome mind powers. like Tetsuo had in the Akira manga. only with out the pain and drug addiction. it'd make going to the mall awesome.
2. Diplomatic Immunity. this would be good. every time i'm driving a distance i think about it. mostly i'd use my diplomatic immunity to drive 125 on the highway and get there faster. i mean i wouldnt be like killing strippers or nothin. so again, if you got a hook up... hook it up, yo!
3. Snuggles. i can not begin to tell you how much i miss snuggles. i guess i never realized it. i've always had the 'fueled by hugs' hilarity, but i didnt realize how actually serious it really was. i can feel so lonely sometimes. i'd really really fucking love it if someone would just hold me. snuggles for the win.
4. Neural Implants. go read Neuromancer by William Gibson. then come back and we'll discuss number four here. we'll fucking slot mandarin and discuss this shit in chinese. then we can admire my nice new fingernails.
5. For industrikitty
to live closer. i totally dont mind going to see her any(and every) time i can(and that she can put up with me :P ), but the drive does cut into time we could spend being awesome together. i <3 Jello.
6. Indian Food. this wasnt intended to be on the list, and i'll probably get some on tuesday, but DAMN if i'm not hungry right now, so it worked (or is that demanded) it's way in.
7. You. there are SO many of you i've met on here that are so wonderful and awesome and so very important to me. i think about many of you each and every day. "I want to take you all under my broken wing."
i would love to meet many of you (and no, not just for the sex ;) hahaha). we could attend that indian food together! luckily enough, this is a wish that gets fulfilled one person at a time, and it's fucking awesome! i might get to meet up with jellykarma
sometime soon (she's totally one of my favourite lesbians!) and i have plans to meet with uglyshyla
in january. which is AWESOME cause last time, like over a year ago when we were gonna meet up, she got sick :( maybe this time i wont make her ill heh
8. a sword. not just any sword. i have a few. even some good ones. but i mean like a legendary one. possibly magic. or made of space age unbreakable never dulls light weight...stuff. which is basically magic! this goes well with all the other wishes, especially numbers 1 and 9. although it could help with number 6 a lot too :P
9. i wish Nigel Rupert Toatwater III had magical powers, an the brains and kindness (he'd need a lot more of both) to be able to use them correctly. he would be able to fly, and talk and change his size and shape. he could get big enough that i could ride him. or small enough to hide in my pocket and come to work with me. he could teleport, and stick to any surface. he could also communicate with all other forms of animal life.
10. peace on earth, global communion and all that other bullshit you're supposed to wish for.